i have decided

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take me out is on now..

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fecking hell there is a page 2..

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cunts making me use tinypic

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shall we go mental and try for page three ?

it is saturday night after all.

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this place here is featured in an article from listverse called "top 10 places that you don't want to visit"

Address: Derweze, Turkmenistan

This has featured on listverse before, but it would be remiss of us to exclude it from this list. While drilling in Derweze in Turkmenistan in 1971, geologists accidentally found an underground cavern filled with natural gas. The ground beneath the drilling rig collapsed, leaving a large hole with a diameter of about 50-100 meters. To avoid poisonous gas discharge, scientists decided to set fire to the hole. Geologists had hoped the fire would go out in a few days but it has been burning ever since. Locals have named the cavern The Door to Hell. As you can see from the picture above, it is one hell of an amazing place, but certainly one you wouldn’t want to visit.

dunno about you but that looks like it would be cool as fuck to visit to me.

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this place sounds like it would be a good laugh as well

Off the shore of Brazil, almost due south of the heart of São Paulo, is a Ilha de Queimada Grande (Snake Island). The island is untouched by human developers, and for very good reason. Researchers estimate that on the island live between one and five snakes per square meter. That figure might not be so terrible if the snakes were, say, 2 inches long and nonvenomous. The snakes on Queimada Grande, however, are a unique species of pit viper, the golden lancehead. The lancehead genus of snakes is responsible for 90% of Brazilian snakebite-related fatalities. The golden lanceheads that occupy Snake Island grow to well over half a meter long, and they possess a powerful fast-acting poison that melts the flesh around their bites. This place is so dangerous that a permit is required to visit.

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100 esential reads

best get cracking i suppose. obviously without the american based bullshit ones.

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baa, baa, blacksheep

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have you any wool ?

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of course i do you fucking clown, i'm a cunting sheep.

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this man is a wanker

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HI, MY NAME IS SULI MUNTARI AND MY HEAD IS WRONG

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Loony Over A Loonie
Gas Station | Ontario, Canada

(I am ringing out an American girl. Keep in mind Canada uses coins for $1 and $2.)

Me: “…and your change is $3.64. You have a wonderful day.”

Customer: “Excuse me, you didn’t give me the right change.”

Me: “Yes I did.”

Customer: “No you didn’t. You only gave me coins, no paper.”

Me: “Ma’am, we’re in Canada, and here we use coins.” *I hold up a $1 coin* “This is a loonie, and is worth $1.”

Customer: “What’s a Canada?”

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