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[Bungle]

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o.k...times a healer..so give it time..xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ok an u dnt need to be babes xxxx

sarah [/glow]

i know..and i am to..but well be alright...just wanna get a move on.with the businesses..this is our yr..4 baby colin's..and money..and success..xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]i know me neither...early nite me thinks xxxxxx i luv u babes jus pls pls dont let me down i mite act hard an tuff wiv u lol bt deep down im scared xxxxx

sarah

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

sarah [/glow]

go on F.B..i know u wanna..xxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]email....durrrrrr brain xxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

HOW BABES..SPEAK AS IN EMAIL.OR PHN..??.XXXXXXX

[glow=red,2,300]wot do u mean youll call me lunch??? u cnt spk now?? xxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

what u on about..hurry up and get on FB..so i dont have to hear ur poo......LOL........i'll call u in my lunch babes...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]its the 1 by the chest clinic....now gt off ur break and talk to me! lol xxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i dont know babes...check it out..xxxxxx

lazy..or r u already logging into FB..bet u r arent u babes..xxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ok no probs is tht the 1 in 5ways? xxx

sarah [/glow]

ofcourse i do...and that place looks proper..lets go there 2 eat..xxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]u cheeky sod...ive dun it now xxxxx babes did u wanna cum to the parents evenin tonite? xxxxx[/glow]

sarah

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr...thats nice babes...but listen u idiot..LOL.......thats for staff acc..try 213 8483xxxxxxxxx

t[glow=red,2,300]ht number u giv me is 4 collection u wally!!!!!!!!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx u are not alone, i a,m here with u , an tho ur far away ur always in my heart! hahaha xxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

yeah babes....and u can go on FB...but im telling u babes..i'll be checking on u...and dont go back to being on there full time chatting sh??...and getting caught up in mix up..cus i'll be screwing...xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]shall i cancel movies now??? xxx

sarah [/glow]

do u wanna go on F.B.woman..??.xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]lol u dnt like poker now thn lol...u lookin forward to the gym? xxxxx

sarah [/glow]



arrrr what a shame..i dont like them games..so lets forget i said anything about FB...ur'll be o.k..just reading books..or something..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]lolo...scrabble foxy bingo and poker aoh and worddrop hahaha xxxx

sarah [/glow]

arrrrrrrrr..babes..bet ur missing kicking ass on..what games do u play on there..??..xxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]email is babes not me lol.....wen u say xxx

sarah [/glow]

i know u r..xxxxxxxxxx

when would u like to get back on FB..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]weirddddddddddd lol xxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i know..u sent me the same 1 twice..xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]email playin up babes xxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]


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[glow=red,2,300]babes u do look after me things r much better thn thy have ever been ....its jus the 1 thing u need to sort out and thn things will b perfect ...oh and a baby tehetehete xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i should say all this everyday...its what i feel inside 4 u..but sometimes cant get it out..cus i should be looking after u..xxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]AHHH THANKS BABES...HAVE U TAKEN A ROMANTIC HAPPY PILL TODAY??? PMSLLLLLLLL XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

sarah[/glow]

ur the perfect woman...i look at how,,other girls dress...and theyve got nothing on u...AND I MEAN NOTHING.....u look amazing...everytime...xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ok babes xxxx

sarah [/glow]

not long babes...just dont feel like doing anything...i dont feel anything inside me..nothing atall...and ur the sexiest woman alive..as far as im concerned...but i feel like crap inside..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]LOL.....i want it sooner rather thn later tho babes so how longs tht gona be??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i will..and when i start to make love to u again..i wont stop...just feel so rubbish lately..in myself..but gym 2day..so on the way up...we will have a baby colin again..xxxxxxxxx

u know we will..xxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh babessssssssssssss........i gt soo emotional...stop it....and i lurveeeeeeeeee u more so shallap!!! and we r meant to be and u need to hurry up and give me a baby pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol luv u muchas xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

no where as much as i love u...ur my life..and i couldnt live without u...and i dont know where id be without u...ur my world...and id be lost if u wasnt here...ur my everything...and i promise to give u the world..and everything in it...cus u deserve it..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]i'll never hurt or leave u..and i'll never give u any reason to leave or hurt me..xxxxxxx[/glow]

we were ment to be....xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ahhhh babes youll make me cry......im glad u are cus im mad about u toooooo i lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

im crazy about u u know..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]no u neva!!!!! stop lyin xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i have..babes.ur way behind..i had it at 11.45......but i thought u was busy..xxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]no u havent!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

had it babes..where was u..xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]yh u jokerrrrrrrrrrrr....lol xxxxx wot times ur lunch?? xx

sarah [/glow]

let u back on fb ..on the 1st of april..xxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]wots the first of mar??? lol and u sound like my dad...lol xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

only if ur good tho...on the first of mar..i might let u go bck on...xxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]shalllllaaaaapppp lolololololol xxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

F.B.....FB FB FB FB FB FB FB FB FBFB..........IF UR GOOD...XXXXX

[glow=red,2,300]errrrrrr i am u cheeky sod its u tht isnt!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

and y cant u be nice like this al the time.......LOL........is it FB....xxxxxxxxxxlol

[glow=red,2,300]yh thy last a week once opened babes .....lol xxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

think so...but uve opened them,..had to wrap them up..or they'' go off..xxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]yh make em up on the nite babes ....or spose u cud jus take the stuff an make em at work. u need to tast the pitta u gt a toater at work? xxxxxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i wont forget 4 2moz..xxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ohhhhhh ok dnt 4get ur pitta lol xxxxxxx

sarah [/glow]

chicken and sweetcorn... 4 lunch...and a chicken burger 4 break..xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]im always gud u cheeky!! lol xxxx wot did u take 4 ur dinner babes??? xxxx

sarah [/glow]

lets c how u r in the next few days..and if ur good u can go on FB...xxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]i wont spk like tht again...u wally!! yh i was gonna call thm babes xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

i cant call them..ur gonna have to..xx..and u wont what..??..xxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]ok babes thanks...and i wont anyway i prromise you have nothin to worry about xxxxx have u got the numba to cancel movies??? xxxxx

sarah [/glow]

u can go back on FB.soon.but if u ever say anything like u said on there before..u know what i'll do babes....i'll be watching...i dont want u 2 go on there really..but if ur bored..u can play the games u used to play with caz..or tina..and lisa.....xxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]yh ....shitle** ! lol xxx

sarah [/glow]

r u bored..xxxxxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]oh thts all? xxxx youve already sed tht thort there was something else!!! xx[/glow]
sarah
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> havent u been paying attention babes...confidence...strenth...pat attention sarah...no wonder u left school with 1 g.c.s.e..........LOL.....xxxxxxx
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[glow=red,2,300]> Errr wot feelins tht??? XxxxxxX[/glow]
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> cant wait to get in the gym..get that feelin back....xxxxxxx
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[glow=red,2,300]> Ohhh biffa tjhe idiots ....lol. Yh itys fine ta an ur back? Xxxx[/glow]
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[glow=red,2,300]> o.k..babes..thanks...[/glow]
> babes..who was being a dickhead to u on the phn...how was u disputing with..and is ur stomach o.k..xxxxx
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[glow=red,2,300]> Babes ur 100 x better thn you've eva been so dnt say tht xxx[/glow]
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> i wont...i promise...cant wait to get in the gym..and get back to normal..hate fellin like this..no confidence...or strenth..or wit....just feel...unsucessful...and im gonna change it bit by bit..xxxxx

[glow=red,2,300]> Ok babes I forgive ucus I luv u jus dnt do it again!! XxxxX[/glow]
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> im sorry 4 being super prick...never again and yeah babes...i did get oil..xxxxxxxxxxx
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[glow=red,2,300]> Ok did u gt oil. Luv u so much baby an u r sooooo perfect like this wen ur not bein a mean machine. Mwah xxxx[/glow]
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> im here my princess....my life...my love..my everything...
> ur sop perfect..and u dont even know it..xxxxxx
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[glow=red,2,300]> WOTEVA[/glow]
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> ye4ah prob ur mom..
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[glow=red,2,300]> hmmmm yh i wonder 222222222222222222222222222
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> sarah [/glow]
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> hmmmmmmmmmmm yeah i wonder....
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[glow=red,2,300]> hmmm wonder where i get tht from
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> sarah [/glow]
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> WHAT A NASTY PIECE OF WORK U R..
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[glow=red,2,300]> i didnt gt proper angry at all i sed stop it u did it again an i pushed u. and i dnt take the p cus its u...im prob more uptite by the way u av treated me the las week or so...i bet u dnt gt angry with ur friends at work do you!
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> sarah [/glow]
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> u got proper angry..so dont try to soften it..and u got irrate..it was a joke..u dont GET ANGRY WITH PEOPLE OVER JOKES..OR DIDNT U KNOW THAT...IF IT WAS UR FRIEND U WOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING..BUT CUS ITS ME U TAKE THE P..

[glow=red,2,300]> well wots the point of sayin sorry if ur gonna b a p the next day an the day after??? and i didnt cause trouble i nus pushed u away and said stop irratatin me..u luv annoyin me putin ut fingers in ma ear or ma face...........sorryyyyy for pushin u away
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> sarah [/glow]
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> u didnt say sorry..thats what...u taking the P..atleast i say sorry if ive been a P..but u think u cant just cause trouble,,and then everythings alright...

[glow=red,2,300]> so wots the problem thn?
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> sarah [/glow]
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> i dont mind if u ragged abit cus of ur stomach..or period..
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[glow=red,2,300]> wots my excuse......1. you 2. my tummy 3.due on ....do u want me to go on?[/glow]
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> i shouldnt...
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[glow=red,2,300]> yh well if tht makes u realise thn i dnt care y shud u get away with it
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> sarah [/glow]
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> u always do that..2 wrongs dont make a right....and u dont have to drop to my level...
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[glow=red,2,300]> not nice is it.....sum 1 bein horrible 4 no reason....well join my club cus thts wot ive had to put up with
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> sarah [/glow]
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[Bungle]

Read this you cunts, it was an e-mail convo between some fella and his bird from our work and he accidently sent it to the office.

[EFC]

I don't understand half of that.

[Moorsey]

Thank fuck, I was waiting for someone else to say this. Bungle, you made out it was comedy gold - I was a mixture of and

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[Bungle]

I just thought it was funny the fact you can ban a girl from facebook

[ice]

i cant understand half of it