Hahaha,just tried to be scammed by an 9 year old!

[Moorsey]

Knock just then on the door, opens it thinking it was someone knocking for one of my kids.Its not, it some weirdo from the other school up the road.

Little scamster:HEY MATE, WANNA GIVE SOME MONEY,ERRRRR,SPONSOR ME?
Me,ready to sign on the dotted line:Yeah sound.Whats it for?
LS:ERRRRR,SICK KIDS?
Me,starting to get a bit dubious but still willing to donate a few quid:Gis a pen then
LS:I HAVEN'T GOT ONE?
Me:How do you expect people to pledge then?
LS:NO,YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW
Me,starting to act like that tit on a motorbike in Rogue Traders:That is NOT how it works! I write down an amount,you do your event and come back and collect
LS:ERRRR,I ALREADY DONE IT MATE LAST WEEK
Me scanning the form:It says here you are doing a sponsored book read at the end of May for sports equipment for your school???
Little Scammer realising he's been rumbled:Oh YEAH!I THOUGHT I COLLECT NOW!
Me,raising my voice just enough to let him know I am not impressed:You mentioned sick kids and this is just to buy a shuttlecock or something.On your way lad!

[EFC]

I bet he was dipping your pockets whilst you were standing at the door.

[EFC]

Also, the title of this thread is a bit misleading. It sounds as though you tried to let the kid scam you.

[CopperCab]

Shoulda locked him in your cella

[Steely]

His brothers and cousins might come after you now