Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally!

mremann
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Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 7, 2011 18:36:58 GMT

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Post by mremann on Jan 7, 2011 18:36:58 GMT

Okay so I decided to go the dick doctor yesterday and get a full M.O.T. cause in 2010 I had been fuckin some skanky-ass bitches and even though they seemed clean, ya never know.

Anyway, not only was the doctor FEMALE, but she also had a female nurse with her - as i went through the details of my sexual galavanting I began thinking how much this was like the scene of a porn film (of which I am rather familiar with, you may have guessed from other posts lol)...

So when the doctor said "lower your pants and lie down on the bed", I got a little twinge...
Things got worse though, and as she had hold of me little fella and was givin my balls a good feel, he started to grow!! Noooooooooooo!
luckily she let go before the semi became too obvious and I quickly whipped me strides back up!

The funny thing about this is not the embarrassment I felt, but the fact that as I left the room, the nurse (who was small and quite sexy and looked like a naughty little wrongun!) asked me if i wanted any condoms ... that's never happened before!! She must have got a peek at the semi-on and liked the goods haha! lol

"Don't act like you're not impressed!!"

Bungle Administrator Posts: 832	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 7, 2011 20:31:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bungle on Jan 7, 2011 20:31:37 GMT More importantly, when do we find out if we have to run a mile away from you if we see you with a cut finger?

Moorsey Administrator Posts: 918	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 7, 2011 21:08:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moorsey on Jan 7, 2011 21:08:54 GMT Are you clean or riddled with the bad aids is more the question?

mremann Moderator Posts: 85	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 9, 2011 11:06:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mremann on Jan 9, 2011 11:06:47 GMT the words "looks good" came from the docs mouth you have to wait two weeks though - if you get a call its bad news, if you hear nothin then you are free to resume goosin!

Bungle Administrator Posts: 832	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 9, 2011 12:06:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bungle on Jan 9, 2011 12:06:17 GMT Looks good? Was she talking about your semi erect penis or the fact that your cock wasn't covered with seeping warts?

mremann Moderator Posts: 85	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 9, 2011 21:30:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mremann on Jan 9, 2011 21:30:59 GMT i think it was the fact that its a nice clean specimen - i think it was the nurse who liked the semi-on though lol

Bungle Administrator Posts: 832	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 10, 2011 8:20:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bungle on Jan 10, 2011 8:20:02 GMT With your avatar, I can't help but picture you as dirty den on the doctors chair.

mremann Moderator Posts: 85	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 10, 2011 17:42:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mremann on Jan 10, 2011 17:42:46 GMT haha its a quality avatar indeed. Thats what i was doing as my plums were being fondled haha!

bipbip BI-SEXUAL Posts: 67	Nearly 'cocked up' yesterday, literally! Jan 12, 2011 13:39:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bipbip on Jan 12, 2011 13:39:46 GMT This is bullshit. When I last went I got the 220lb male Nigerian doctor. AND I got the dipstick treatment - wheareas I know you didn't. Fuck this shit.