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Post by Moorsey on Jan 12, 2011 10:07:04 GMT
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Post by Bungle on Jan 12, 2011 10:10:17 GMT
I can't believe people are still contributing, and they're still as funny as the original ones.
Top work.
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 12, 2011 10:39:45 GMT
Just done one, it is getting reviewed by Amazon first:
5.0 out of 5 stars THANK YOU PAUL ROSS, 12 Jan 2011
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Wicker Chair & Metallic Table World - See all my reviews
This review is from: Box Canvas Print of PAUL ROSS from MirrorPrintStore
My company "Wicker Chair & Metallic Table World" was just about to be declared bankrupt and all my stock seized by bailiffs. One day, I arrived at my warehouse unit to see a queue of maybe 250 to 254 people outside. I dismissed this as computer nerds waiting for Grand Theft Auto 12 or whatever next door at GameStation. Imagine my surprise that as soon I approached the store and went to the front explaining to angry customers that I was the owner and I "won't get to the effin back you queue jumping a-hole", they actually was waiting for my shop to open! I sold 87% of my stock in that one morning and the threat of closure was lifted. The steady flow of customers over the next few weeks meant I actaully opened up another Wicker Chair & Metallic Table World a few miles away.
In my amazement of me going from nearly losing my shop to actually opening up another one within weeks, I never really questioned why people had suddenly seen the benefits of wicker chairs and metallic tables in their gardens. That is till I was browsing Amazon to spend some of the vast disposable income I have these days and I decided I would like a nice box canvas print of someone to hang over the till in Wicker Chair & Metallic Table World STORE 1. I was just about to go with Wolf from Gladiators when a voice in my head ORDERED me to browse the Paul Ross box canvas print selection. Then it hit me.....my business had been saved by this box canvas print of Paul Ross. People where actually re-creating this iconic scene in their own back gardens on my chairs & tables! I purchased two staight away, one for each store, and hung them with pride. I also added a new line in my stores - OFFICIAL PAUL ROSS GLASS OF WATER - to complete the Paul Ross box canvas print look. Thanks to Paul and his memorable pose, I am a very wealthy man. THANK YOU PAUL ROSS.
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 12, 2011 10:45:00 GMT
It's been put on!  |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 12, 2011 10:45:41 GMT
HAHAHAHAHA
Have your Karma back.
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Post by sweatynutsack on Jan 12, 2011 12:02:53 GMT
thats brilliant
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Post by mremann on Jan 12, 2011 18:20:07 GMT
Del Mooro that is genius mate!!  |
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