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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 11:29:10 GMT
..affinity test.
There is 60 pages of questions.
If they don't find me the perfect woman after this i'm complaining to someone.
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 11:54:09 GMT
Shite this, took me a good 20 mins, matched me up with all kinds of birds but it's 118 quid to see their photos.
Plus it's a big phoney, i'm apparantly a 79% match with someone who is strictly after someone who black.
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Post by CopperCab on Jan 15, 2011 12:32:05 GMT
 I thought you where a ladies man
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 12:34:48 GMT
Yers, all this came about from a bird i was speaking to from upstairs.
She told me that she was going home at one, so I asked her how she managed to wangle that and she said 'cause she had a kid, she said "you'll have to get yourself one"
So I said, "You're joking aren't you, I can't even get a girl to kiss me at the moment"
She thought this was hilarious. So it was her that recommended match.com.
Anyway, the banter has ensued over e-mail and she's well up for it.
It's true that if you can have a good laugh at yourself the birds love it.
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 12:35:55 GMT
I thought you where a ladies man Shhh, i am when i'm on mingeford. Nah I can get birds, but I want a classy bird now, I'm scouting for a wife now and not a shag. |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 12:46:03 GMT
FUCK.
I messaged her about the 80% match I had, and mentioned the thing about her after the black man, I joked around saying "How can we be an 80% match if she's after an african, when i'm as pale as anything and hung like a squirrel"
Just added her on facebook and her fella is black..
OHHHH BUNGLE
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Post by tdr on Jan 15, 2011 12:51:48 GMT
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 13:05:48 GMT
What i'm hoping is that she perhaps thinks it's a bit of reverse psycology, and any man who messes around saying he has a little rabbit cock must actually have a massive one.
She'll be thinking of me tonight when she's getting leroys rod, thats for sure.
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Post by tdr on Jan 15, 2011 13:37:13 GMT
once they, well you know..... unlucky  |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 15, 2011 13:47:37 GMT
Once they have bungle
They stop shagging jungle
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 15, 2011 13:53:43 GMT
Once she's had ginger,
she'll revert to her finger.
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Post by mremann on Jan 18, 2011 19:11:23 GMT
This thread is tooooo tempting! Bungle why do you set yourself up for such a big fall? "Nah I can get birds, but I want a classy bird now, I'm scouting for a wife now and not a shag."I can't bring myself to take the piss. Please someone else help me out here!!   Eerily the figures on the cake of this gay marriage look like our good friend and apparent top gooser Bungle |
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