Cher Lloyd >>>> Matt Cardle

[Bungle]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1348770/Cher-Lloyd-set-crack-America-Simon-Cowell.html

Not that I like my rap music, but I knew quite well that Cher was set for world domination....well not quite.

But fair play to her, rumours Jay-Z has signed her.

Someone post this on database error 365 'FAO ROBIN'

[Moorsey]

Surprised Cowell didn't sign her. Unless he has some clever contract stipulation where he gets 40% of everything she gets or something.

[Bungle]

He did, but she's told him she wants to do it her way and not sing shitty pop songs.

She also said she doesn't want to be fourth on the bill behind Matt, Rebecca and erm...the other one in 3rd place.


Jay Z has apparantly been in negotiations to buy her out of the Cowell contract.

[Bungle]

"Cher, who lest we forget will not be 18 until the summer, is said to have arranged to meet Carter at the ­notorious Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont."

He fucking shagged her didn't he.

[ice]

Bungle why are you banned from M365

[Bungle]

'cause for some reason Johnathon brocklebank and Julian feel intimidated by me.