There is a tasty bird in the office.

[Bungle]

I think she's doing health and safety assessments on the peoples work stations.

I had mine the other week, but it was from some fat geezer, so i've just blagged and said I never had one.

Wish me luck.

I might even just keep this topic open as an ice breaker when she's adjusting my monitor.

[Moorsey]

Quick, hide your date rape gear! We don't want the Albert Dock attacker getting revealed do we?

[Bungle]

She's a yank, and looks a bit like Amanda Holden. Who co-incidently i'm going on hunt for in my dinner as she's been 'spotted' by the hilton.

I'd be more impressed meeting the hoff.