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Post by Sticky™ on Jan 29, 2011 11:26:03 GMT
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Post by Steely on Jan 29, 2011 11:27:32 GMT
;D
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 29, 2011 11:31:55 GMT
Didn't he used to be on NEIGHbours?  |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 29, 2011 11:37:46 GMT
Defence counsel Nigel Wraith said: "Woods is unable or unwilling to talk about the reasons behind his offending, it is difficult for anybody to fathom out what the reasons would be.
It's not really though is it....he's an alcoholic.
His beer goggles must be even worse than mremans
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 29, 2011 11:40:49 GMT
He whispered to his horse lover...."I LOVE YOU FUR-LONG TIME" |
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Post by Sticky™ on Jan 29, 2011 11:43:51 GMT
The mane thing is, at least he only foaled around with the one. |
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 29, 2011 11:48:17 GMT
Every joke on Funland MUST be followed by : ross : He was actually measuring the horse. He said his nudger was 2 hands... |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 29, 2011 12:09:52 GMT
I've heard the horse was up for anything, the only thing she drew the line at was giving him ed. |
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Post by Sticky™ on Jan 29, 2011 12:13:54 GMT
Apparently he didn't want to stirrup any trouble, so he told the horse he was the best barn-none. |
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Post by tdr on Jan 29, 2011 14:19:44 GMT
i heard it was david haye  |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 29, 2011 14:29:53 GMT
Apparantly horses like one lifetime partner, so he's hoping to make the horse his bridle.
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Post by mremann on Jan 29, 2011 17:19:49 GMT
He said he liked horse dick so...erm....nope I havent got a punchline there
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 29, 2011 19:13:55 GMT
He has had to go over a lot of hurdles in life to make his horse love a reality. He is demanding he can marry his horse bridal and has asked solicitors Beechers & Brook to represent him in court. He said in his defence he was looking for ex-jockey and BBC pundit Mr Carson. That explains his shouts of "Is that Willy?? Cum here Willy" on the CCTV footage. |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 29, 2011 19:15:52 GMT
@ beechers and brook |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 29, 2011 19:18:00 GMT
Mr woods, who is slightly balding, has now offered an excuse and said he accidently fall-on the horse
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 29, 2011 19:23:37 GMT
Mr Woods, 26, from Glasgow was said to be shy and reserved in court. IN FACT YOU COULD SAY HE WAS A MAC COY (Coy being another word for shy or reserved for the benefit of Bungle) |
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Post by Steely on Jan 29, 2011 23:20:04 GMT
Maybe he wasn't mentally stable.
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Post by Moorsey on Jan 30, 2011 9:25:37 GMT
They got a few other animals to give evidence in court. The pony wouldn't speak when questioned. it was a little horse. Mr Woods was accused the horse of stirrup trouble and the horse took a fence. Mr Woods tried and tried to impress the horse with farm based puns but he just couldn't a tractor. p.s can this become the OFFAL thread? |
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Post by Bungle on Jan 30, 2011 9:38:36 GMT
Apparantly police are on the hunt for mr woods today, they know he works in the sunday market, they're just trying to find out what stall'i'on
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Post by mremann on Jan 30, 2011 14:09:38 GMT
Mr woods said ... erm
nope just cant seem to find anything funny
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Post by Bungle on Jan 30, 2011 15:31:23 GMT
Come on beard, you're having a 'mare here....
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