Torres is playing a game...

[Bungle]

At athletico madrid he reveals a YNWA band, he joins liverpool, while at Liverpool he calls his kid Leo, then he's on the brink of joining chelsea who's badge features a lion.

What next for him?

Taking up advertising toffees?

Stating he's always been a fan of Artillery?

Reveals he's a satanist, and loves carrying around a pitchfork.

[tdr]

saying he likes to get hammered in the arse