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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 8:48:27 GMT
When Andy Carrol looks at himself in the mirror there is no reflection, as there can be only one Andy Carroll.
When Jesus takes communion, he's offered the body of Andy Carroll.
Andy Carroll took the ferry accross the mersey yesterday....on his back.
Andy Carrol sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him.
Global warming doesn't exist, Andy Carroll just doesn't like Polar bears.
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Post by EFC on Feb 2, 2011 9:15:22 GMT
Andy Carroll was outscored in the Championship last season by Peter Whittingham, Nicky Maynard, Gary Hooper, Michael Chopra and Charlie Adam.
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 9:37:44 GMT
He's not currently playing in the Championship is he?
That's were everton look for strikers. lol
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 9:46:20 GMT
The most importants facts are that he's currently 3rd leading goalscorer in the prem, and Dalglish knows his geordie strikers.
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 10:17:17 GMT
Also, being a blue, I would have thought that you'd be full of respect for Dalglish when it came to record breaking geordi signings.
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Post by camred on Feb 2, 2011 11:16:25 GMT
Bungle, you see Suarez is in th squad tonight? Got international clearance at last so can play. I reckon he'll come off the bench.
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 11:28:56 GMT
I did mate yeah, looking forward to tonights game.
You reckon Kuyt and N'gog to start?
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Post by camred on Feb 2, 2011 11:37:18 GMT
Got to be Kuyt as it's Stoke. The lad N'Gog won't be able to hold the ball up. Gerrard in behind, Lucas and Meireles middle of the park, Maxi and Joe Cole wide. I'd like to see that.
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 11:37:30 GMT
Andy Carroll once borrowed Fred Flintstones car and won the Monaco Grand prix.
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 15:13:56 GMT
When you dial 999 you now get offered the Poice, Fire, Ambulance or Andy Carroll.
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Post by Moorsey on Feb 2, 2011 15:25:01 GMT
Andy Carroll thinks you are a ginger tit. FACTOID!
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Post by Bungle on Feb 2, 2011 15:36:05 GMT
I don't care, if he is a success I wouldn't mind him calling it to my face.
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