What a difference a free dinner makes.

[Bungle]

Was fuming this morning in work, came in to the news that we're having a desk move.

They do this every year, they say it's to develope new relationships, but they know it's to just really annoy people.

I like my comfort zone, and right now I have a nice desk, by a nice lady who tickles my arm, nobody directly infront of me and my best friends to the left of me and behind me. Now i've been fucking moved by the over opinionated old nugget.

The fucking mothers of the team all remain together... favouritism.

Anyway, i've just been down the canteen, the cook who i flirt with is being made reduntant, so knowing she wont give a fuck I asked for a small chips and a free burger, i got the free burger AND free beans.

[Moorsey]

I am sure the opinionated old nugget is happy to have the ginger food bum in her work area.

[Bungle]

He doesn't like tv, he doesn't like sport and he hates music.

We're going to have a right laugh.

[Moorsey]

So he has to have the same interests as you? Find out what he likes and make an effort to read up about it to engage in conversation with him in the future.

[CopperCab]

Just move back to where you were? Who's going to say anything; the worst thing that can happen is they move you, the best thing is you can fuck your best mate

[Moorsey]

Have you noticed, it is just Bungle who has been moved......

"He is starting to freak me out with those rapey eyes of his"
"How can we sort this without hurting his deviant feelings?"
"DESK MOVE! - We lash him in the corner with the other weirdo and we carry on as usual"
"Sorted!"

[Bungle]

Me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Desk move

I caused so much of a stink about the artificial light above me 'giving me migraines' that i'm back were i was.

[Moorsey]

RESULT! The only problem is all of the girls have now claimed they can't work unless in a artificial light area........

[tdr]

the less light on bungle the better