Post by Moorsey on Mar 3, 2011 18:29:53 GMT
As most of you will know, I am a Postal operative of 15 years now 
(Doesn't time fly 
)
Anyways, I am on my delivery today and I got to a certain block of apartments where there is a big entrance hall where all the 89 letterboxes are situated so I never go up to the actual front doors. I had a letter for a foreign chap so I buzzed him on the intercom.
Moorsey: "Letter to be signed for here mate"
Abdul: "Bring it up"
M: "No, I have to do all the letters you come down"
A: "I will rather you come up"
M: "No, I won't be doing that. Come down or i will take it back"
A: "Be there in a minute"
I then let myself in and start throwing all the letters in a wall full of numbered letterboxes. Halfway through Abdul enters the foyer....
Moorsey: "Sign there"
Abdul: "Thanks mate" OPENS UP, NEW BRITISH PASSPORT
I goes back to my letters...
Abdul: "I want you take a letter for me to get to Quatar for tomorrow"
Moorsey: "I don't collect" (Getting a bit pissed off at his attitude)
A: "I need a letter to be in Quatar next day???"
M: "You better hurry up then, the WH Smiths Post Office in Liverpool 1 has a flight leaving for Quatar in 10 minutes!"
A: "Oh, thanks...." Runs off to get changed and then take the 10 minute walk to Liverpool 1 Post Office FOR A FLIGHT THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
Moral of the story: be nice to me.
(Doesn't time fly )Anyways, I am on my delivery today and I got to a certain block of apartments where there is a big entrance hall where all the 89 letterboxes are situated so I never go up to the actual front doors. I had a letter for a foreign chap so I buzzed him on the intercom.
Moorsey: "Letter to be signed for here mate"
Abdul: "Bring it up"
M: "No, I have to do all the letters you come down"
A: "I will rather you come up"
M: "No, I won't be doing that. Come down or i will take it back"
A: "Be there in a minute"
I then let myself in and start throwing all the letters in a wall full of numbered letterboxes. Halfway through Abdul enters the foyer....
Moorsey: "Sign there"
Abdul: "Thanks mate" OPENS UP, NEW BRITISH PASSPORT
I goes back to my letters...
Abdul: "I want you take a letter for me to get to Quatar for tomorrow"
Moorsey: "I don't collect" (Getting a bit pissed off at his attitude)
A: "I need a letter to be in Quatar next day???"
M: "You better hurry up then, the WH Smiths Post Office in Liverpool 1 has a flight leaving for Quatar in 10 minutes!"
A: "Oh, thanks...." Runs off to get changed and then take the 10 minute walk to Liverpool 1 Post Office FOR A FLIGHT THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
Moral of the story: be nice to me.
They loved shouting while on the phone so everyone can hear them 
