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Post by CopperCab on Mar 12, 2011 16:58:41 GMT
Anyone else do shit like this?
I smoked weed before i ever smoked a cig.
I got laid before i ever got a blowy/wank.
I went up the Eiffel Tower and i still haven't been up blackpool tower (i live 20 minutes away)
Am i a hero? I think so
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Post by CopperCab on Mar 12, 2011 18:20:31 GMT
Who viewed this and didn't reply? There's only 4 of us on here ffs, OWN UP
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Post by Moorsey on Mar 12, 2011 19:00:36 GMT
T'was me to be honest.
I was saddened by your drug abuse and left the thread......
FUNLAND MOTTO no.65 - JUST SAY NO!
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Post by CopperCab on Mar 12, 2011 19:02:44 GMT
I was young and foolish
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Post by dublinlad on Mar 12, 2011 19:09:13 GMT
Doing weed and hash before smoking too. Actually, never have smoked tbf.
What was better, your first blowy, or first ride?
Both were shockingly bad for me ha
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Post by CopperCab on Mar 12, 2011 19:16:43 GMT
First blowy as my first time couldn't get much worse tbf. Stoned off my TITS, on a beach with my first ever proper girlfriend, (which lasted a month :  . I asked her out THAT night and then 10 minutes later we where fucking on the beach.  I felt like such a hero untill i realised i was too monged out to move and she insisted on my on top  I remember not knowing where to put my fucking arms. Do i go forearm down? Do i go in press up position? This is all at a time of my having tight muscles so at anystage i could get cramp/pull a muscle. It was honestly one of the most random nights i'd ever had. It was on the beach next door to blackpool pier if anyone wants to know  Oh and the worst bit? she told me she too was a sky>>>sky>>>virgin, then half way through she comes out with the line "you've never done this before, have you" "no, neither have you?  " "well i've done it a few times" " oh fuck" that's when i tried to lift her leg up like a true porn star More tails from Coppercab to come soon.x edit :Fucking word filter  |
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Post by dublinlad on Mar 12, 2011 19:22:40 GMT
Lifting the leg up  LOVE it me I got a blowy off some fat mess who was with 2 others before me, rode one and gave head to the other I didn't give a rats, it was was first time drinking My first ride was also off a fat mess, (who has since picked her game up a bit ) and it took me ages to put the johnny on. Had to go into a different room and turn the light on to help me  Managed to find the hole and have no clue if it was good or not. Was absolutly smashed  kept asking her to turn round so i could have a shot of doggy style, but she took it as if I wanted to launch it up her arse My second time was when i was in Cork for a Bohs game, was talking to a bird before the game, got her number. Rang her and said "Ill never see you again, you might aswell come out to me  ". Was poking her and she then asked if I wanted a ride. Said yeah. Went down a lane and was bareback This was at 7 o clock on a friday ffs. I was locked and she was sober the slag |
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Post by Moorsey on Mar 12, 2011 19:35:14 GMT
FUNLAND - getting members semi-erect since 2011...  |
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Post by CopperCab on Mar 12, 2011 23:14:20 GMT
I didn't use a jonny  ( i was 16. IF she'd got pregnant i think i'd of ran away) |
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Post by Moorsey on Mar 13, 2011 8:10:56 GMT
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