Post by Moorsey on Mar 13, 2011 9:23:27 GMT
is the maddest man I have ever met. He will just start dancing in the middle of Liverpool city centre if you ask him. The other day in Liverpool 1 I asked him through the power of your ear, wish me a nice weekend.. He throws his bag on the floor grabs his right ear and starts tapping it going "HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!" over and over whilst jumping around! People shopping were like 
Another time we had a meeting on what to spend our office budget on, must be something that improves the office. People are putting their hand up "A dryer so we can throw our gear in if it's raining" Boss says good idea..."A kettle and loads of tea & coffee so we dont have to pay 40p per time for a tiny cup in the machine" Good idea...next he points to my mate Mick...he stands up in front of 80 odd people..."WE NEED NEW TEA TOWELS! BOING!" and just walks out the room! Everyone burst out laughing and the manager had to write the idea down! By the way, we didn't have any old teatowels and we didnt even have a sink to put tea towels by!
That is some of his physical things, but his texts to me are mental. Here are a few I have recieved since Friday:
JUST SENT SOME CHOPPED PORK OVER TO JAPAN TO HELP WITH RELIEF EFFORT
MEETING NOEL EDMONDS LATER TO GO ELEPHANT HUNTING IN BIRKENHEAD
IF YOU SEE GEOFF CAPES, TELL HIM I HAVEN'T GOT HIS SHED
MOORSEY,I HAVE JUST ATE MY OWN ANKLES BY MISTAKE! FRIG OFF!
I CAN'T FEEL MY TEETH
GOOD EVENING,I WONDER IF YOU COULD DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST TROUSER EMPORIUM?
He makes the mornings go quick with his zany antics. I done his walk on overtime a while ago and I went into this firm and she said "I haven't seen you for ages, that other fella is mad" so I asked what has he done and she said he come in on his first day on the walk and introduced himself. he then pulled out a pen from his shirt, held it against the end of his nose and started bouncing round the office shouting "PEN DANCE! PEN DANCE!" he then said goodbye and walked off leaving everyone in stunned silence!
Another time we had a meeting on what to spend our office budget on, must be something that improves the office. People are putting their hand up "A dryer so we can throw our gear in if it's raining" Boss says good idea..."A kettle and loads of tea & coffee so we dont have to pay 40p per time for a tiny cup in the machine" Good idea...next he points to my mate Mick...he stands up in front of 80 odd people..."WE NEED NEW TEA TOWELS! BOING!" and just walks out the room! Everyone burst out laughing and the manager had to write the idea down! By the way, we didn't have any old teatowels and we didnt even have a sink to put tea towels by!
That is some of his physical things, but his texts to me are mental. Here are a few I have recieved since Friday:
JUST SENT SOME CHOPPED PORK OVER TO JAPAN TO HELP WITH RELIEF EFFORT
MEETING NOEL EDMONDS LATER TO GO ELEPHANT HUNTING IN BIRKENHEAD
IF YOU SEE GEOFF CAPES, TELL HIM I HAVEN'T GOT HIS SHED
MOORSEY,I HAVE JUST ATE MY OWN ANKLES BY MISTAKE! FRIG OFF!
I CAN'T FEEL MY TEETH
GOOD EVENING,I WONDER IF YOU COULD DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST TROUSER EMPORIUM?
He makes the mornings go quick with his zany antics. I done his walk on overtime a while ago and I went into this firm and she said "I haven't seen you for ages, that other fella is mad" so I asked what has he done and she said he come in on his first day on the walk and introduced himself. he then pulled out a pen from his shirt, held it against the end of his nose and started bouncing round the office shouting "PEN DANCE! PEN DANCE!" he then said goodbye and walked off leaving everyone in stunned silence!
He is Pink Floyds biggest fan and has all the songs blasting from his breast pocket all morning!
