Post by Moorsey on Apr 27, 2011 18:34:40 GMT
I know the old jokes about women being shit drivers and all that BUT.....
Phoned up local private hire, asked for CALL BACK.
10 mins later no call back, look out the window a girl in a early 2000's Astra sitting in the middle of road with no Taxi firm advertising.
I went out for closer inspection and it turns out she is the cab. I see why she hasn't got her metallic adverts on the drivers side - BOTH DOORS ARE MASHED AND NOT STRAIGHT
Gets in, she has fat bastard Adele cd on FULL BLAST for a start singing away.
She then clips a planter on the side of the road what has a raised kerb at fucking 30mph at least and throws us up in the cab, the wheel I thought was blown, she carried on
She spent every traffic light break texting to the point people would beep after sitting there.
MEN>>>>>WOMEN DRIVERS
Phoned up local private hire, asked for CALL BACK.
10 mins later no call back, look out the window a girl in a early 2000's Astra sitting in the middle of road with no Taxi firm advertising.
I went out for closer inspection and it turns out she is the cab. I see why she hasn't got her metallic adverts on the drivers side - BOTH DOORS ARE MASHED AND NOT STRAIGHT
Gets in, she has fat bastard Adele cd on FULL BLAST for a start singing away.
She then clips a planter on the side of the road what has a raised kerb at fucking 30mph at least and throws us up in the cab, the wheel I thought was blown, she carried on
She spent every traffic light break texting to the point people would beep after sitting there.
MEN>>>>>WOMEN DRIVERS
Great "craic" indeed!!!!!