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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:34:34 GMT
I said to the wife "I'm going to buy a theatre" She said "ARE YOU HAVIN ME ON??" I said "I'll give you an audition but I can't promise anything!"  |
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:37:15 GMT
So I said to this bloke "I'm going to North Africa on holiday this year" He said "Tanzania?" I said "It'll tan both of them if I don't wear a hat!"  |
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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2010 19:37:16 GMT
Went into dixons the other day, I said can you recommened a stereo.
The fella said "Kenwood"
So i said "where is he then?"
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:40:12 GMT
Today I went shoplifting whilst balanced on the shoulders of a group of vampires...I got caught and was done for theft on four counts!  |
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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2010 19:40:53 GMT
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:41:47 GMT
People with guns who say "Gimme all your money!"....you've got to hand it to 'em!  |
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:43:30 GMT
YOU INVENTED TIPPEX - correct me if i am wrong!  |
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:48:44 GMT
So I started eating this chess set and it tasted horrible - I took it back and said "this is stale mate" He said "Are you sure?" I handed him the remainder and said "Check mate"  |
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:52:12 GMT
I was confused when I opened the local paper and read "Mars Bar, Double Decker, a packet of Rolos".... I realised I had opened the paper on the "a-bit-chewy column!"  |
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Post by Bungle on Dec 30, 2010 19:52:34 GMT
I phoned up the mrs, I said "I've got a job at a bowling alley#2 She said "Ten-pin?" I said "No it's permanant"  |
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Post by mremann on Dec 30, 2010 19:55:13 GMT
So I went to the doctors and told him I got hurt in a pillow fight - he said "relax, it's just mild con-cushion"  |
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Post by adsmoore on Dec 31, 2010 1:43:11 GMT
HERE IS A CLASIC BUNGLE SHOUT - WELL WE WERE ALL IN THE PUB HAVING A LAUGH ABOUT DIFFERENT EAMILS AND BUNGLOL SLIPPED UP AND SAID......... I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my BOYfriend. It's the two from my mum that really hurt.  |
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Post by henke on Dec 31, 2010 10:56:12 GMT
that's a jimmy carr joke
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Post by adsmoore on Dec 31, 2010 11:25:02 GMT
it is a page of jokes ;D JIMMY CARR "quick lets tie that ginger haired joke robbing tit up........ wait guys look at that amazing site he is on"  |
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Post by Roger The Dodger on Jan 3, 2011 20:45:25 GMT
So I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday to Barbados last week. Tell you what..never again!!  |
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